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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:20
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?
Then came..
Still no good
No way
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...